|A poem about the Jewish experience in the 20th century
I stood astride the nations fighting history's greatest fight.
I felt the fearsome flames on my peoples' darkest night.
I keep the metric system down, I command the British crown.
Expunging Atlantis from your maps, I keep the Martians under wraps.
|Things are going well?
Edited to comply with rjpageuk. Incidentally, the user who goes by "zartanlovesyou" has ridiculously awful spelling, and he should be forced to send a written apology to the English language. But his apology will also have to be reviewed for grammar and spelling.
|Morphine, For and Against.
For: Tastes good, comes in new flavors (with all-natural flavoring). Hypo-allergenic. Prevents paranoia. Cough Suppressant.
Against: Can cause constipation.
Verdict: Pass the morphine, please.